wauw you made it!!!!! ^w^ welcome to club rot you dirty WH ORE

you probably already know me but i am captain moldimus, the ruler of this here club. it's falling apart i know just ignore that weird smell (its definitely NOt mold.)

if you have any questions please refer to this freak of nature.

(there will be an image of monte here)

hello hi i am monte welcome to club rot weehee!

don't call him monte. he is the freak of nature. if i hear you calling him monte i will kick you out.

anywho i have. things to attend to. i will leave you with him.

follow me into this flashy "enter" button!"