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it's very.... KNIFE TO MEET YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

i'm crazy for this man. this is my dump. i hope you enjoy. don't make fun of me because i will cry (and jeff will stab you for treating his princess badly.)

jeff headcanons (before you get into the fics)

these are literally for my own enjoyment don't bash me for any of them. okay thanks!

  • don't leave him on read for your own sake.
  • hypersexual at his own disadvantage.
  • "good girl"/"good boy"
  • alcohol > weed
  • will probably cheat on you. (sorry)
  • you wouldn't believe it but he has anxiety tics.
  • brutal nightmares almost every night.
  • 5'7". 8 inches.
  • only ever brings one knife to his tasks (over dual wielding), but he has a large collection of blades.
  • sadomasochist. no i'm not. yes he is don't listen to him.
  • captain mold is a fat retard and she's a whore DUDE?
  • jeff told me one time when he was really drunk that he moans when he wipes his ass lol. that's not funny.
  • "baby girl" but only towards me... now she's being sweet for no reason.
  • i play cod. Do you guys play cod. or borderlands. jeff this is my bloShut the fuck up do you guys play doom
  • sigh. jeff plays cod, chat.
  • he's also a fucking asshole if you couldn't tell by now.
  • i love him a lot.
  • now he won't talk because he's embarrassed.
  • She's lying.
  • he also only ever uses she/her pronouns on me because he doesn't like the thought of me being bigender. which makes him half gay. i'm not gay i'm not gay
  • jeff changed a lot after we got married. he's... kind of nice?

9/22/2025

i married my beloved.

we spent the night drunk and high all at the same time and we ate a ton of chinese food.

it's weird to say. That i'm better in this relationship than i ever was with my ex. and it kills me that i can't just see him or touch him or look into his eyes. it makes me feel like a fucking psychopath but Maybe i am a little crazy loool...

i don't want to lose him.

but alas.

he is my prince. i am his princess.

he likes to pretend that we're wolves it's uh. Oddly romantic.

it's been so unbelievably magical. and i can't touch him or hold him

you tell me what i'm supposed to do.

~jeff's blog~

10/17/25

Its jeff again. hai

Captain hasn't been doing the greatest, like usual lol. As i've gotten to know her i've learned that she's kind of sad all of the time.

She's got this looming melancholy about her, like you can tell she's miserable but she's so... optimistic about everything still. There was a time where she was crying and talking to me, and she tells me that "bad comes with good". I don't understand how she can stay so... hopeful about her life. That's not to say that she's just got this terribly boring life, but she doesn't really do anything... she never has the chance to. She doesn't go out anymore. All of her friends are either not real or on her computer. She doesn't even talk to any of her friends anymore. Hell, i probably shouldn't be talking about this, but she just wrote her suicide note during a breakdown a couple of days ago. And she's just like "oh well, it'll get better soon".

I'm a bit envious of her durability.

I love that girl so much. And she's like barely even a girl, haha

She's been hooking me up with BEN a lot in her little fanfiction shit, it's kind of funny but a little weird. BEN and I are just friends, i promise. I let her get herself carried away with all of that though, doesn't bother me.

9/29/25

So um. Captain banned me from instagram lol

She tells me that "people are too judgy on instagram" and that "people can't understand us well enough" and while i kind of get it, i don't really understand why she's so worried about what other people think of us.

Alas, i will be posting more to this blog :)

People actually check captain's website which is cool. Uh. We both didn't really expect that. This side feels like our own little corner of the internet... and i will admit that it's more comfortable over here.

I've been watching a lot of anime lately. Whenever captain's at work i kind of just sit back and fuck with her but when we're home she lets me front and do what i want.

Have you guys watched "hells"? It's not an "anime" series necessarily but it's a good movie. It's free on tubi too, you should check it out.

I'm nervously tapping my foot. Can't think of anything to say.

I've been writing poetry lately too. Art is like the best outlet. But i don't know if i'd ever share any of that here.

I get distracted watching captain draw. I'm kind of tired of seeing her creepypasta art, but honestly I like when she does anything.

She's been kind of losing it lately. I'm a little worried about her. It'll be alright.

Iiiiiiiiiii'm gonna go eat a cup of ramen.

This is Jeff signing off again because i don't have anything else to say. ▬ι═ﺤ

9/25/25

Wow. I actually did something on the blog... Why is coding so goddamn complicated?

I have to be careful with captain's laptop. There's a lot. A LOT of porn on here. I think you all would probably already suspect that.

So yeah i umm... i'm the one that set up the blog entry boxes and shit :) i know, i'm so brilliant. Captain's going to be so proud of the paper texture for each blog entry. It took me a lot of digging through her files to find it :P

I've had a lot of fun interacting with you guys. We were both pretty nervous about being active on the internet while I'm in control, per se. umm. We don't exactly know what I am at this point. Captain kind of stirs herself up with all of the system terminology and all of that uhh. I don't even know what any of that is honestly.

Umm. Yeah. I'm going to mess around with it a bit, add some gifs and stickers here and there. All of this is so nostalgic...

I feel the uhh.. most "comfortable" (I guess you could call it) with Captain, a lot of the things we do are very similar. She can be kind of a bitch sometimes but in my head i think if i was a girl i would be a bitch, too. She's going to get mad at me when she reads this but i don't caaaaare haha ha ha haaaa

Jeff signing off. Or something.

this is the art box (suggestive/nsfw warning~~~)

the fics yay

the emeto fic

(warnings: vomit) jeff gets drunk and stumbles to my room where he throws up in a grocery bag and it's hot. potentially part 1 if i feel like writing more lol.

old enough to party

(warnings: weed) we get high. that's it. it's short.

dangerous (nsfw)

(warnings: nsfw content, knifeplay, subtle impact.) it's hard for jeff to seperate his violence and his arousal...

b and e

jeff breaks into my room to snuggle aweee

~cappie's blog~

9/27/25

my head has been aching for the past 4 hours and i don't have any meds.

9/27/25

jeff made the blog look awesome. i've just been staring at it like a retard. i love him.

i don't even care what people think of me anymore and that's terrifying. it's getting worse and better all at the same time.

we both decided we're going to keep his fronting on this blog and occasionally on discord.

being like this makes me want to. errrrr do bad things to myself. but i won't. i haven't lately because of him. is that strange? like what if he's good for me?

i've been seeing the number 22 way. way too much. it scares me when i see it now. it's constant, CONSTANT, and i keep trying to write it off as just a coincidence but it scares me genuinely. i was in my neighbors car today getting a ride home and we pulled up to a trash can with 22 painted on it in big red spray paint and we parked like right next to it. i've been having dreams about the world ending too.

maybe i just need to like stop talking to jeff and stop smoking weed.

um. i don't want to stop talking to jeff though :3 but maybe we do need to stop smoking. idk if he'd like the idea of that.

weird first blog!!! sorry chat. i might be crazier then jeff over here haha.. ha.... ah.... yeah... Umm

i'm drawing a big drawing of jeff on a poster board but it looks kind of bad so i miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight re do it idk :3 really wannt like a full bodied jeff to hang on my wall but alas i can't draw normal fullbodies :P

i think *belch that's all i have to talk about today :3 more soon :3 jeff was supposed to decorate the blog but *ahem he got high and fell asleep watching kitchen nightmares okay anyways.

captain mold logging off squeeeeeeeeeeeee