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have YOU ever had a hyperfixation before?
here are some of my most significant hyperfixations that i've had over my life :D
1. creepypasta (the cringe side of the fandom)
this was one of the bigger hyperfixations i've had, and it occured in 5th grade over the duration of like, a year or so. it took over my entire life, i was drawing shitty gore and creepypasta drawings and all of my teachers were like "you probably shouldn't be drawing that.". they'd say that but they never took the time to look into my terrible home life lol. my mom actually banned me from my laptop because creepypastas were "satanic" and attracting evil into the house. i had the biggest crush on jeff the killer he was my bf for a while so taking him away from me was heartbreaking.
2. my little pony: friendship is magic
this is one of those hyperfixations that kind of comes back every once in a while. it started actually in 6th grade, directly after my whole creepypasta era, and it started because my family friend/cousin(technically aunt because she was my grandpas daughter but we were the same age(dont ask)) showed me mlp and first i was like "EW NO THIS IS GAY" because i thought i was so badass for liking creepypasta but then i watched the first episode and saw the introduction scene with fluttershy when she meets twilight and i was like "OH MY GOD. im stealing this personality for the rest of my life." and now i'm here, writing cupcakes fanfiction. the mlp fandom has such a huge piece of my heart, that era of checking equestria daily every day and watching the episodes at my grandpas house with my cousin every weekend. very special to me, thank you bronies.
3. tigers/tornadoes
i'm putting these two together because these two are the first hyperfixations that i had that i can remember. firstly, tigers. all throughout elementary school, i'd draw tigers, look up videos of tigers, check out library books about tigers, talk about tigers, think about tigers, and eventually it got to the point where i was pretending to be a tiger in the hallways and during recess (this is actually a part of why i'm tiger kin now!). i got bullied a lot for that lol but SECONDLY is tornadoes ooohhh my fucking god tornadoes literally controlled my entire life for the entirety of like 4th grade. and i remember i would just ramble and ramble about tornado science and facts to the point where i scared my little brother because he genuinely believed we were gonna die after i told him we lived directly in the middle of tornado alley. i actually still do have a fascination with tornadoes.
4. death grips
i found death grips when i was 14 and it changed my perspective on music eternally forever for the rest of my life. i fucking loved death grips and i still really do but like back then i would nonstop talk about death grips to my friends to the point where they'd get annoyed with me. i remember when i was 16 i worked as a janitor and all i would listen to was their double album the power that b on repeat, it's probably what gave me damage to my ear drums.
5. radiohead
i found radiohead a while before i had fallen in autism love with them but i actually listened to them during the peak of my music nerd era when i found them from anthony fantano wow i'm just so not cringe at all yknow but anyways yeah, radiohead had a chokehold on me when i was 16-17. thom yorke was also my imaginary they/them girlfriend.
6. YOUR FAVORITE MARTIAN WOOOOOOOOOOOOH
this is my current hyperfixation. gen 1 yfm (orphan tears, tig ol' bitties, stereotypes song) genuinely has so many unironic bangers and yfmts humor actually made me laugh a few times. i used to watch yfm when i was like 11 and i significantly remember thinking booty store was the funniest shit ever. and before i get into my deranged rant about puff puff i just want to say yes, i am aware of my digital footprint. don't remind me. anywho PUFF PUFF IS MY GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY LIKE HE'S genuinely so hot i don't know what it is about him but i was watching road rage with a fucking ROCK HARD BONER alright i don't know what's wrong with me either i'm sorry but i'm going to take puff puff and force him to be my wife.
anyways uhh that's the end of my hyperfixation's list for now i hope you enjoyed!
